QotD: The Juiciest Chapters

Someone's writing a biography of your life (to date).  What is the best/worst chapter of the book? 
Submitted by Ross.

To date the best chapter of my life would most definetly be having my daughter and becoming a mother. Because though in becoming a young single mother, even in the struggles that it brought me i grew so much from this expierence and from everything that it has taught me so far & what it still has to teach me. Not just about raising a child but about myself and where i fit into this world, i learned so much about myself through her. The worst part of my life would be the years of 2005-2006, i'll most commonly refer to this as the dark ages, mainly because this was the darkest age of my life. I found it nearly impossible to climb out of the pit and put my feet back on solid ground, i was tumbling through the darkness in search of something i left behind in the light. Those people, those expierences, those lost "friendships" were what it took to get out of that, to get over it. I had to realize for myself that sometimes not all friends are worth all the bullshit and frankly "the only people you need in your life are the people who need you in thiers" if i'm expendable to you, the door swings both ways buddy ;)

Side Note: I hate math! I feel like a retard because i keep thinking it's monday (usually my classes start on a fucking monday - not tuesday) I went to the wrong fucking english class when i had the hour to meander and bullshit in the lounge, i almost went to another wrong class because the instructors changed rooms last minute & i keep fucking thinking it's monday. sure as fuck feels like a monday to me. I'm mean muggin dumb bitches with thier stupid little "cliques" i wanna beat down my pharmachology instructor for giving me a C, although - whatever i'll deal. oh & cute boy from last quarter? he's no longer fun to look at. The mysteriousness has vanished now that i see he's a two-bit hack. I can't wait to go home and take a nap, how granny-ish of me.